"WEEEEE WAKE UP WAKE UP MASTA, I MADE WAFFLES FOR YOU!!!!" Gir screamed
Because of Gir's screaming, Zim woke up and found Gir jumping on his bed. Zim noticed that the room was a mess, waffles and syrup everywhere.
"Master I made waffles in bed for you" Gir said
"Gir how many times have I told you, never come in to Zim's room." Zim screamed.
"Awww master is grumpy again, don't worry I'll make more waffles to make you feel better" Gir said. He then left running leaving Zim standing there fuming, and it wasn't the mess that made him angry at Gir. Reason why was because it wasn't the first time that Gir had interrupted Zim from his Wonderful dreams, he always woke him up in the best parts. This was the 15th time and Zim was tired of it, but then again why are these dreams so important to him? Why does this Gaz-human make him feel so weak in his dreams? And more importantly what is the feeling that he has for the Dib-sister?
He noticed that every time he dreams about her, he would wake up clammy and tensed, and when he sees her in person he would feel his squeedlyspooch twisting inside him. Last night was one example, when they both made eye contact, just looking at her Hazel dark eyes made Zim tense. The other thing was when Gaz was playing hard to get, that too made Zim have a strange reaction towards her as if he was actually enjoying her little game. But of course Zim wouldn't allow himself for Gaz to witness his pleasure.
"Grrrrr… The filthy Dib-sister has cursed me; she is distracting me from my mission. That Horrible witchy Human" Zim growled. "She will pay for making Zim Feel so…so…" His mind went back to what Gaz has said in his dream; he remembered that she mention something about the strange liking he has for her.
'I've seen it Zim and I understand it completely. You want me, you crave and desire me. I know that you feel something inside you when you're near me, and you have no clue to what it is. In my world we call it Affection, which means that you're feeling a type of LOVE.'
"So…In love?" he finished his sentence, he thought about it for a minute. He had no idea what love meant but it seemed that this love is the name of that certain emotion he keeps feeling now. He needs to know what this 'love' means; it might answer all the questions he keeps wondering about.
"Computer, analyze this emotion called 'Love' and tell me if a defective Irken like me can obtain this emotion."Zim said.
"Love is just basically an emotion that requires intense affection for another resulting sexual desire. To any object of warm affection or devotion. Since Irkens have many similarities to the humans they are capable to feel these emotions. Even though this love emotion isn't programmed in their PAKs anymore, they can still feel it but it's not that intense like a defective" the computer explained not sounding very interested.
"So is it possible that an Irken such as my wonderful self can feel this 'love' to something other than my species? Like a human?"
"Judging by all those moans and sleep talks you have about Gaz, yes, you could be in love with her."
"I DON"T MOAN OR TALK IN MY SLEEP!!!"Zim screamed.
"Oh Gaz Don't stop, Oh tallest don't stop, you are mine soooo mine, Oh Tallest!" the computer was impersonating him to show Zim how annoying and Disturbing he sounded during his sleeps, but mostly he did it just to make him angry. It worked.
Zim felt heat in his face, in other words zim began to blush madly but tried to keep himself composed. The embarrassment he had a few seconds ago was now replaced by anger. "SHUT THAT NOISE TUBE OF YOURS COMPUTER, OR I'LL MAKE SURE THAT GIR SINGS THE DOOM SONG EVERY SINGLE DAY EVEN IF IT MEANS THAT I HAVE TO SUFFER WITH YOU!!!" Zim screamed at the top of his lungs, obviously furious at his computer.
"You do that, and I'll make sure to let Gaz know about your little secret." Computer said.
"You're bluffing" Zim hissed.
"Try me" Computer responded, enjoying himself.
"I swear if you tell her I'm going to-"
"WAFFLES ARE READY MASTA, THE'RES WAFFLES IN THEM. LOT'S AND LOT'S OF WAFFLES!!!" Gir screamed.
"I'll be there in a minute gir, Computer I'm warning you do not but I mean DO NOT mention anything about my love emotion for her, If you do oh how you will pay!" Zim hissed and walked out of his room.
"He he this is going to be fun. For once I think this is going to be the best day ever" Computer said